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Golfing Accident


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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.

We went to look for them, and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'

I don't remember much after that..."

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And another while we are on the subject of golf.

A woman gets hit by a golf ball while enjoying a round of golf, leaving her unconscious. Her partner runs to the club house and phones a doctor, while on the phone the doctor asks "Whereabouts was she hit?"

"In between the first and second holes" came the mans reply

See below for the punchline.

"Not much room for bandages then" replied the doctor. grin.gif

Well i thought it was funny. bike.thumb.gif

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