Building Site

[Snail]

An Italian,a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.

The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy,"You're in charge of sweeping."

To the Scotsman he says,"You're in charge of shovelling."

And to the Chinese guy he says,"You're in charge of supplies."

"Now I have to leave for a little while,I expect you guys to make a big dent in that pile of sand."

When the foreman returns,the pile is untouched.

He asks the Italian,"Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies,"I hava no broom.You saida to the Chinese afella that he wasa ina charge ofa supplies,but he hasa disappeared AND I nocouldafinda him nowhere."

Then the foreman asks the Scotsman,"And you,I thought I told you to shovel this pile."

The Scotsman replies,"Aye,ye did lad,boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th'Chinese laddie in charge of supplies,boot ahcouldnay fin'him."

The foreman is real angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy.

Just then,the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells.....

> >> > > >> > > >> > >>>> >>>>> SUPPLIES!!"

[snez22]

the rubber room is getting desperate. it should be renamed "desperate room".

[s4dreamer]

That's one of the oldest jokes that I can actually remember.

I used to like telling it too, but my wife knows the punchline off by heart now

[Pincher]

I like the one about Paddy going to work on a Building Site. The Foreman shows him round the site and tells him to load some bricks into a hod and take them up to the brickies. So off Paddy goes, but isn't looking where he's going anfd falls into a deep hole. The Foreman is horrified as he hadn't given Paddy a hard hat. He rushes over, peers in and sees Paddy lying in a heap at the bottom of the hole. He calls out 'Paddy, have you broken anything?'

Paddy replies

'No it's alright, there's nothing down here!!'

[snez22]

ahhh, those crazy irishmen.