drpellypo Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Picture the scene: MrsP goes to work leaving me with explicit instructions to tidy up, hoover, and do the dishes. SHe left at 11, and is not due back til 5 so I figured I'd just sit and play xbox in my pants until about 4, then cram everything into the last hour. Problem is, I've just realised the time, and I've done nothing. Not a sausage. We have guests coming at 6, but more importantly, MrsP will be back imminently. What the pants do I do?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bounce Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 leave the country while you still can? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxyboy Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 hide in the cupboard under the stairs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashleyadam Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Grab what you can and get the hell out of there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drpellypo Posted January 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Maybe I can really mess the house up and say we were burgled while I was out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steffiraf Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Tidy xbox away, put rubber gloves on, find sink plunger, throw some water over yourself and undo u-bend under the sink. Pretend you haven't had time because the sink was blocked, but aren't you fab, you've sorted it out, just in time for tonights shindig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Tell her to do her own fecking cleaning.. What does she think this is?.. get men to work day or something ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashleyadam Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 [ QUOTE ] Tidy xbox away, put rubber gloves on, find sink plunger, throw some water over yourself and undo u-bend under the sink. Pretend you haven't had time because the sink was blocked, but aren't you fab, you've sorted it out, just in time for tonights shindig [/ QUOTE ] I'll remember this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drpellypo Posted January 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 [ QUOTE ] Tidy xbox away, put rubber gloves on, find sink plunger, throw some water over yourself and undo u-bend under the sink. Pretend you haven't had time because the sink was blocked, but aren't you fab, you've sorted it out, just in time for tonights shindig [/ QUOTE ] You are a genius! But I have no idea where she keeps the plunger, or rubber gloves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drpellypo Posted January 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 [ QUOTE ] Tell her to do her own fecking cleaning.. What does she think this is?.. get men to work day or something ? [/ QUOTE ] I did contemplate that Dave, but alas, I value my life/well being/legs somewhat. I also don't want to miss out on any potential tipsy action when the guest have gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bounce Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Shouldn't you get your arse off the internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyD Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 It's 5.15pm and drpellypo hasn't posted.....I wonder if the sh*t has hit the fan!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashleyadam Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Dr oh Dr anybody there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danksy Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 DrPelly in the Poo I think he might have to earn some brownie points Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drpellypo Posted January 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2007 Well, it was a close shave, but thankfully she was late home from work, so I managed to get 'most' of the stuff done. She didn;t notice, thankfully, the stuff I missed due to me plying her with wine as soon as she got in the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian_C Posted January 21, 2007 Report Share Posted January 21, 2007 'Tipsy action' Ian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drpellypo Posted January 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Ya know what, I really hope she doesn't join some of the other halves on here and start posting. I dread to imagine what she'll find via the search function. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pontyslapper Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 What I normally do faced with this scenario - about 6 months a year because I'm in education... Run through the house with a can of Mr Sheen - randomly squirting it in the air, must be done within 15 minutes of arrival! Dust carefully around things on key bits - round TV, mantlepieces, shelves, valued pictures etc. Run the hoover round first. Easy points this one. DRESS, your cover is blown if you are caught in your underpants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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