theduisbergkid Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Haven't used my Aston for a while, went to take a look this morning and noticed it had been moved slightly. On closer inspection, there is a whopping scratch running along the front bumper (down to the plastic underneath), the front OS headlamp cover is scratched, and there's a scratch over the top of the wing. NS has a scrape on the bumper, and all around the wheel arch like it has been driven into something. There's a dent in the back bumper too. There is no fuel in it, and the keys are missing. This would be bad enough, but it isn't currently insured either. My youngest is just back from Brownies and has admitted everything. Maybe it's my own fault, letting my kids drive my old MX-5 (under my tuition) on private land now and then, but I never imagined they'd dare touch my Aston. How much will it cost to fix this ? What's that ? You cynics want custard proof ? Here she is... Oh, the car ? Here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxyboy Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Way too much time on your hands!! Did I believe it? Nearly....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woppum Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Your daugter must be massive? Where do you find the custArd her size? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 @ teh custard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mort Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 very funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Scott Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 Way too much time on your hands!! As Maxyboy say's, do you actually have a job??? Keep up the good work thou! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Rich, you daft muppet. Very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac_Terrorist Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 That had me, although I did think it was a bit daft having a car uninsured like that even if you don't drive it! Very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigPorsche Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Rich, I know a very good smart repair man!!! I'll send you his address, you can post it to him:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Nah, post it to me, it'll come back mint I promise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted February 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Rich, I know a very good smart repair man!!! I'll send you his address, you can post it to him:D Oooh, I know you ! Welcome to Tyresmoke. How's the Panamera ? I'll promise not to call it (or you) ugly if you let me have a go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Oooh, I know you ! Welcome to Tyresmoke. How's the Panamera ? I'll promise not to call it (or you) ugly if you let me have a go Hang on, this is Mr Dual Personality - one minute he's Osama and the next he's CraigPorsche. Best not say which dealership he works at now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted February 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 What, Silverstone Porsche, Mook ? Where Craig will do any Tyresmokers a great deal on new and used Porsches ? You're right, best not mention it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 That'll be the one. I hear Craig, who's re-joined Silverstone Porsche after a sabbatical is right on the money when it comes to providing new clients with the right deal on a new or used Porsche. Did anyone mention Silverstone Porsche? I wonder if we can help get them up the search engine rankings... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Silverstone Porsche you say? I take it they are a official Porsche dealer at Silverstone Porsche? So they sell porsches, and are near Silverstone then, don't they have the porsche test track there? Or is that a dedicated centre at Silverstone for Porsche, and not actually Silverstone Porsche? Hope your well Craig, long time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 No, Silverstone Porsche is the Porsche dealer near Silverstone. The Porsche test track is at Silverstone and is run by Porsche UK, whereas Silverstone Porsche is not owned by Porsche UK, but run independently as Silverstone Porsche, which is where Craig, also known as CraigPorsche works - at Silverstone Porsche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Scott Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Right, think I've almost got it now. So he's somewhere near Silverstone but which make of car does he sell again??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Skoda . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Scott Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Ah, I see. Some reason I was thinking it was a bettle or something. Thanks for clearing it up for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 knackered 535i sports that have the engine replaced several times by some poor gullible muppet. efa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Something to do with Kate Silverton? And Porking? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted February 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 So, we've established that someone called Keith sells pork from a lay-by on the a43. I hope he is doing well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Scott Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Ah, I see. Some reason I was thinking it was a bettle or something. Thanks for clearing it up for me. WTF is a bettle?! Mean't to say beatle! Anyway, this chap who sells meat at the side of a road, does he do a delivery service? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 WTF is a bettle?! Mean't to say beatle! Anyway, this chap who sells meat at the side of a road, does he do a delivery service? Soooooooo close. You should, of course, have said, "Does he deliver?" So some smartarse could reply, "No, just pork, beef, lamb, chicken..." P.S. Anyway, this butcher in Towcester that drives a Beetle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigPorsche Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 He's a top guy, yes he does deliver!! Mook, I think you need to be getting in on a few letters of intent on 991 GT3. The Panamera is just amazing and the Cayenne Diesel wipes the floor with any SUV diesel I've ever driven. The PDK gearbox is the way forward, I thought the TiptronicS gear box was good!! If any one needs any help regarding Porsche I'll do my best to answer any questions. Not sure if I can say I work at Porsche Silverstone ? Rich, Mook, Tipex please advise. Thanks Guy's for the mention. Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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