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If you won the lottery what cars would you buy your fellow TsNers ?

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I'd get Patently a Lotus Evora because although he has tried one and didn't get on with it I personally can't imagine him driving anything else.

I'd get Audi_Chick an XR3 for old times sake, with her (and Biscuit's) name on the sunvisor, 80's style.

I'd get Tipex an old Impreza as his will never move again under it's own steam.

I'd get Wopps a diesel Montego estate so he can appreciate how brilliant his usual drive is.

I'd get Mollox anything with a SatNav so he can find his way back to TsN.

I'd update Flynn's 306d to a 308d to say sorry for being an "internet bully" to him, there'd be a 'cats protection league' sticker in it though.

I'd get Mook an FSO Polonez because he's a masochist.

I'd get Daz a Caravan to go with his Pikeywaggon, and maybe a 3 legged dog.

What would you buy for your fellow TyreSmokers ?

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Absolutely fück all. Buy your own lottery ticket :P

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I'd buy TDK something new, on the proviso he cleaned it each week.

MrMe would get his old Z4 back.

I'd buy DanG a Singer because I'm nice like that. I'd even add on the optional foot pedal and auto reel loader.

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Superb thread!

I assume Audi_Chick's XR3 will be a white convertible. +++

I'd get TDK a Morgan Plus Eight with a bespoke Morgan 3 Wheeler based trailer to store his pipes and a wormhole to the 1950s.

I'd get Tipex a Cosworth RS500, because he's a big, lairy 80s throwback.

I wouldn't get patently a whole car, I'd get him an endless supply of Caterham body parts. And some bubble wrap.

I'd get Mook an off road pedal car, cos he's a masochist.

I'd get Ian M/Audi Smitten or whatever he was called on here a :oneseries:

I'd get MrMe a beige Lexus LS600 and put Jaguar badges on it.

I'd get McCombie a Phaeton, because he could probably afford one now.

I'd get a Eldavo a pearlescent white Ferrari 308GTS, because it'd match his shy and retiring nature.

And I'd get Mac an Oyster card and a TfL app.

:P

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I'd get Mook an off road pedal car, cos he's a masochist.

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

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Cruiser would get an Opel Monza, because I know he's horny for them for some strange reason.

Garcon does a lot of miles and needs something reliable, comfortable and spacious so I'd get him a BAC Mono.

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I might consider buying Woppum a CSL - but liveried up with NEXT sponsorship.

I'd buy Mook a Harley.

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Garcon does a lot of miles and needs something reliable, comfortable and spacious so I'd get him a BAC Mono.

:roflmao:

Advantages: speed, terror, local servicing

Disadvantages: speed, terror, weather

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In all seriousnes. It'd be fun to buy a pool car for members to have it on a weekly basis. What that would be would be up to the members though. I wonder what it would end up being

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In all seriousnes. It'd be fun to buy a pool car for members to have it on a weekly basis. What that would be would be up to the members though. I wonder what it would end up being

A VW Tiguan 2.0 TDI :P

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1. Flynn's old 306D would find a new home - TDK for being an internet bully.:P

2. Garcon and Tipex would be bought a nice Audi each probably an A4 1.9TDI as we know they love Audi's so much.

3. MrMe would get a Range Rover as he has probably secretly desired one for some time.

4. Mook would get patently's Caterham as clearly patently cannot drive it.:P

5. Patently would get a Volvo - he needs a car with good crash protection.

6. Mac and Andrew would both get a Toyota Prius.

7. Cruiser would get diesel Jeep Cherokee.

8. Woppum would get a Mr Blobby Nissan Micra

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1. Flynn's old 306D would find a new home - TDK for being an internet bully.:P

Actually, I really like the 306 diesel ! :o

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Well, I'm flattered by two of those offers, at least.

As for the third, that just confirms what I'd already decided to get you all. You can all have your own race-spec Caterham, plus a track reserved for you for the day so that I can sit in race control, watching, and wetting myself laughing :roflmao:

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I'd get Woppum a MR2 based ferrari kitcar

MrMe an Xtype 2.0d

Milo anything with a chrome wrap (see if you can keep that clean!!)

Tipex a black cab

Patently a dodgem

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R500 please :D

I'd get you all a Peel each in individual colours;

Eldavo - Dale Winton orange

Patently - British Racing Green

Mook - Camo wrap

Woppum - Rosso red :P

I'll think of some others later. Any requests?

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I think I'd get MrMe a 1.8 Z3 manual with 70 series tyres to help the ride. In plain red with red leather inserts

Mook would get the 300C (non diesel and non-SRT8 model)

TDK (although he treated me well with a Monza), I'd pooh on him and get him a Volvo 960. Lots of safety equipment, lots of toys, massive and really heavy - the exact opposite of what he likes! (sorry dude!) :grin:

SK - nothing. You've already had every car under the sun (twice!!)

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....oh, I'd also get Robin a respray in black+++

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R500 please :D

There's a new model, it's now the 620R +++

I'd get you all a Peel each in individual colours

Excellent idea! We could race them :grin:

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There's a new model, it's now the 620R +++

Holy crap - you can't handle an Academy Caterham. WTF would you be like in a 620 :roflmao:

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Holy crap - you can't handle an Academy Caterham. WTF would you be like in a 620 :roflmao:

I await with baited breath your suggestions as to how to handle your way out of another car landing on top of you and knocking you unconscious :coffee:

Anyway, we all know how I'd do in a 620R. Just like in my car, only quicker and in the first lap instead of the third.

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...we all know how I'd do in a 620R. Just like in my car, only quicker and in the first lap and never a third.

:P

These dull "picking on Patently" jokes reminded me, Luke would get a pink Peel P50 :grin:

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I await with baited breath your suggestions as to how to handle your way out of another car landing on top of you and knocking you unconscious :coffee:

Oh I missed that one :eek:

WTF happened? Yes, I get that someone landed on top of you.

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R500 please :D

I'd get you all a Peel each in individual colours;

Eldavo - Dale Winton orange

Patently - British Racing Green

Mook - Camo wrap

Woppum - Rosso red :P

I'll think of some others later. Any requests?

Dale Winton Orange??? Gee thanks.

RedRobin would get one with a carbon wrap bubbling in places.

I like Garcon's idea though of a Fezza.

Garçon gets a mini in his favourite colour - gold.

Milo gets the M3 he should've had but no winter tyres.

MrMe gets an S-type Jag on winter tyres.

TDK gets a Nissan Leaf.

Tipex gets a pink stretch Hummer.

Cruiser gets a KTM X-bow for the daily commute.

Andrew gets a 318d with an M3 body kit.

Mook gets THAT Capri.

Fizz gets a GT3 RS for not bumming me.

Shark gets a GT3 RS 4.0 for bumming me.

StooH gets the A3 diesel he really wanted.

Woppum gets a Vespa.

Patently gets a Red Bull Racing F1 car (simulator).

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