Chav Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 So this week I've seen a grey R8 driving up and down the road ALL sodding night in stockton heath...like a cock! An RS4 being revved like it was going to explode whilst driving round PC world car park at 10mph by a tosser in a baseball cap Another Rs4 being revved to highwater and then stalling at traffic lights! Another Rs4 doing 150+ in busy traffic on m56 and undertaking without giving people chance to pull over And lots of A3s driving like nobs. Maybe they're the typical company car choice for people that like audis? Thank god I've not seen any nobs in Audi cabs yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallachie Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 [ QUOTE ] Thank god I've not seen any nobs in Audi cabs yet! [/ QUOTE ] Apart from you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Chav, you're a genius! Amazingly, it seems no-one else here seems to have realised that it is now officially Audis that are driven by twats and not BMWs. In fact, I believe latest figures indicate that BMW drivers donate more to charity, love fluffy animals and will always delay their journey to help an old lady across the road. Unlike Audi drivers, who are - as you pointed out - all twats. (Er, mostly.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 I see the A8 club has been behaving itself lately then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Now look, I'm getting a bit tired of the constant anti Audi bias of this forum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 [ QUOTE ] Audis are driven by twats [/ QUOTE ] Yup. Got to agree there Oh, hang on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Audis are driven by twats [/ QUOTE ] Yup. Got to agree there Oh, hang on... [/ QUOTE ] I think we should all agree on what car types are driven by what kind of folk, so we all know where we stand. So, working on the *ahem* concrete fact that Audi drivers are twats, can we we fill in the rest ... Audi - twats MX5s - homos Minis - estate agents BMWs - reps Saabs - dentists erm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shark_90 Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Kia's - old people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssFour Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 [ QUOTE ] Kia's - old people. [/ QUOTE ] No. Hondas are driven by old people with big ears. Kias are driven by people who yurn to own Hondas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadW Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Oh well being called a twat makes a change from being called a hairdresser. Wonder if that RS4 driver in the baseball cap, had just 'nicked' the motor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidicks Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 [ QUOTE ] Audi - twats MX5s - homos Minis - estate agents BMWs - reps Saabs - dentists erm.... [/ QUOTE ] Correct me if I'm wrong, but as I drive a Porsche I believe that makes me a c*nt - can anyone confirm? Thanks Sidicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 I've heard that applies, regardless of what car you drive, Sidicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidicks Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 [ QUOTE ] I've heard that applies, regardless of what car you drive, Sidicks [/ QUOTE ] Sidicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 [ QUOTE ] Minis - estate agents [/ QUOTE ] I wonder if BMW have actually thanked Foxtons for tarnishing their reputation by covering all their company cars in ludicrous [but really great fun ] graphics..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 [ QUOTE ] Sidicks [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidicks Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Mook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayerbloke Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Lexus - lawyers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 [ QUOTE ] Mook [/ QUOTE ] Sorry, buddy, just a bit of, erm, fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torino101 Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 I have witnessed two incidents of totally idiotic high speed undertaking on the M25 recently - both tw*ts, were in A4's - are Audi drivers becoming the new BMW drivers?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snail Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 [ QUOTE ] In fact, I believe latest figures indicate that BMW drivers donate more to charity, love fluffy animals and will always delay their journey to help an old lady across the road. [/ QUOTE ] Really? Sh##, anyone want to buy my BMW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Don't worry Snail. Not one of the BMW driving err, people at our place fit that description! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 A couple of additions to the list... Aston Martin - good footballer Toyota Supra - sh*t footballer Range Rover - footballer's wife Jag XJ - football manager (retd) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Thanks garcon, may I add ... BMW X5 - Secondary School run mum BMW X3 - Primary School run mum BMW 7 series - Bank Manager BMW 1 series - Stevie Wonder, Roy Orbison, that bird off the Stevie Wonder video, etc .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
330dcoupe Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 yer all twats! ....did I just say that out loud? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veracocha Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 There is no real trend, there are plenty of utter cocksuckers driving all models of car. It's completely random! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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