Waylander Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 So what you're saying is, morally speaking, we need to see pics? I had the feeling you would be the first to pick up on that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Bangle Posted October 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Oh p*ss off Andy - they're not married as well are they You really are going to hell 'err Mook, that was a different woman. Anyhow at the end of the day its only sex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SINGH Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 'err Mook, that was a different woman. Anyhow at the end of the day its only sex! Would you be saying that if you found out someone shagged your mrs, especially a mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppetboy Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Truth is though if you're shagging a mate's girlfriend then they're not a mate, not really... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Truth is though if you're shagging a mate's girlfriend then they're not a mate, not really... And your mate's relationship with girlie needs attention. They are not right for each other. You've saved him a fortune in divorce proceedings later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vagabond Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 VERY laddish behaviour and i can sort of see the funny side!! I'm just focking glad you're not my mate because i'd be very unforgiving. As for the bitch? she'd be history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teacake Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Cue lots of married blokes asking how the hell you persuaded her only two months after the wedding night... I nearly added "I remember it well, as it was the last time she let me." The other night she said, by way of seduction, "Oh get on with it, if you're going to!" Full of the sexeh talk, my missus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameo Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 It may not be the right thing to do but a shag's a shag and she was clearly game on. If she's not worried about her boyfriend why should you. I wouldn't worry about hell either - does anyone still believe in such fairy tales? Anyway, where are the pictures??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muppetboy Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Here she is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameo Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Hang on, that's my wife!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Bangle Posted October 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 And your mate's relationship with girlie needs attention. They are not right for each other.You've saved him a fortune in divorce proceedings later. Exactly ... Anyhow things like this work differently in Sweden and I've realised it’s my favourite country in the world for many reason. Part of it has to do with the women; they are more beautiful than anywhere else I’ve been. However, when Swedish girls drink they turn into English men – they can be quite predatory and it’s almost like a role reversal. I love women. I love emotional connection. I love good sex. I prefer good conversation, figuring out what we connect on and if you click, only the once so be it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Bangle Posted October 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Here she is... Any port in a storm mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Exactly ... Anyhow things like this work differently in Sweden and I've realised it’s my favourite country in the world for many reason. Part of it has to do with the women; they are more beautiful than anywhere else I’ve been. However, when Swedish girls drink they turn into English men – they can be quite predatory and it’s almost like a role reversal. I love women. I love emotional connection. I love good sex. I prefer good conversation, figuring out what we connect on and if you click, only the once so be it. Andy, I know where you're coming from having spent lots of time in Scandiwegia, but I still can't condone what you've done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Andy, I know where you're coming from having spent lots of time in Scandiwegia, but I still can't condone what you've done. That's a real, real shame Duisberg. The one thing I'm sure as sh*t Andy was after was you condoning his actions This thread is still making me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 (right click, save as, 'one for the w*nkfile5454b'...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brabus Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Exactly ... Anyhow things like this work differently in Sweden and I've realised it’s my favourite country in the world for many reason. Part of it has to do with the women; they are more beautiful than anywhere else I’ve been. However, when Swedish girls drink they turn into English men – they can be quite predatory and it’s almost like a role reversal. I love women. I love emotional connection. I love good sex. I prefer good conversation, figuring out what we connect on and if you click, only the once so be it. Being a Swede that's, frankly speaking, bollocks. Don't blame your behaviour on one Swedish tart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Bangle Posted October 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Being a Swede that's, frankly speaking, bollocks. Pah, with the greatest respect most Swedish men are total wimps when it comes to dating women - that's why so many .Swedes are much less inclined than their European counterparts to spend vast sums of cash in their efforts to find a mate. That's because they spend it all on alcohol trying to get themselves drunk enough to talk to a member of the opposite sex. In a nutshell dating in Sweden goes something like this: A) Meet at a mutual friend's party. B) Get really, really drunk. C) Make out. Sex is optional. D) If you're lucky, you are sober enough to save the other person's telephone number in your mobile, AND to put it under the correct name. E) Send a text message along the lines of "last night was nice. Shall we have a coffee sometime?" F) Spend hours analyzing the various ways in which aforementioned text message could be misinterpreted. Get your friends involved. G) Have a "fika." (uniquely Swedish institution - bit like a high-tea but anytime of the day) H) At the end of this date pretending not to be a date, give each other an awkward hug, or possibly a handshake, ended with the statement, "Vi hörs!" or "Hoppas vi ses snart!" ("I'll talk to you soon." or "Hope we see each other soon!") I) Spend the entire next week pondering over who should make the next move. A WORD OF WARNING: It is not assumed here that the guy will take the lead. More likely, the opposite is expected. If the Swedish guy is brave enough open his mouth and say something at all during this date, he may feel that it is now the girl's turn to put herself out on a limb. J) Spend many more hours analysing your feeble attempts at text message"flirting," agonizing over whether you should or should not use the word "mysig" (cozy) or "trevlig" (nice), fearing the former may be too much, and the latter may not be enough. Once again, enlist the help of your friends. K) Repeat Step A. L) Repeat Step B. M) Repeat Step C, all the while pretending it never happened the first time. N) Sometime after several more renditions of Steps B and C, go out to dinner. O) Since it's a little harder to pretend you are not on a real date in the formal atmosphere of a restaurant, drink massive amounts of the house wine. P) At the end of dinner, closely examine the bill to make sure each person pays for his or her appropriate share, including the extra five kronor for dressing on the side. Q) Get kicked out of your way-too-expensive second-hand rental contract because the person you were subletting from didn't take 10 study points and lost his/her contract for student housing. R) Get drunk again, and commiserate on the horrors of the Stockholm housing market. S) Move in together. T) Go shopping at Ikea. U) Take a romantic trip to the Canary Islands. V) Move to the suburbs, buy a Volvo and start collecting “Vuxenpoäng” W) Have a child. X) Name it Johan, Erik, Fredrik, or Henrik if it’s a boy or Sara, Anna, Lisa, or Emma if it’s a girl. Y) Two months after you go back to work after having Johan/Erik/Fredrik/Henrik/Sara/Anna/Lisa/Emma, repeat Step W. Z) Enjoy an additional 18 months of parental leave. Å) Get married for your 20th wedding anniversary or devoiced and do it all over again. ..... (PHEW) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Bangle Posted October 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Don't blame your behaviour on one Swedish tart. Tack så mycket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 E) Send a text message along the lines of "last night was nice. Shall we have a coffee sometime?" So it was you ? Bollocks, I was hoping it was Ulrika. :assfecking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 "Vi hörs!" : "I'll talk to you soon." I must tell my Swedish teach she got it wrong. Without generalising the morals of a whole country, the many times I've been there I have witnessed the different attitude/culture when it comes to picking up girls. Rather than "can I buy you a drink" which then can makes for a night of buying loads of brinks for no end result, I've seen mates go up to a girl (once they've already got a drink! ) and after just a few mins pop the question of "shall we go back and feck?" ... and I've not seen any one attempt result in a slapped face. It's either "yep" and off they go or a polite decline along the lines of "not just now". Gotta admit I do like Sweden......and the fact you don't say please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 So did you practice that line when you were out there Scotty..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 The problem out there is they all want to practise their English so it's hard to practise your Swedish. I'm very proficient at saying öl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 I must tell my Swedish teach she got it wrong. Without generalising the morals of a whole country, the many times I've been there I have witnessed the different attitude/culture when it comes to picking up girls. Rather than "can I buy you a drink" which then can makes for a night of buying loads of brinks for no end result, I've seen mates go up to a girl (once they've already got a drink! ) and after just a few mins pop the question of "shall we go back and feck?" ... and I've not seen any one attempt result in a slapped face. It's either "yep" and off they go or a polite decline along the lines of "not just now". Gotta admit I do like Sweden......and the fact you don't say please. I use 'Vi Snakkes' (we'll talk)... but my Swedish is notoriously bad I have to agree with what you've put there Scotty, it is pretty much my experience too (I'm i Norway right now FWIW), it took me a long time to get used to 'Loningspils' (pay-day piss-up), where hard-working decent folk literally go berserk (viking word, that) once a month, get blind drunk, then f*ck or fight like animals, then all forgotten and back to normal the folowing day. I've only seen this in Scandinavia, and it is rather shocking... (I'm not going to recite my 'Duke of Rutland' story here, but PM me if anyone wants a right laugh). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 I have to say in my experience Swedish girls do tend to be quite forward. I should probably add, my "experience" is more or less limited to watching films of a particular genre... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 get blind drunk, then f*ck or fight like animals Sounds just like most towns and cities in the UK every Friday and Saturday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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