beez Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 Yeah, back to that mangey mutt with the massive teets again. She drives me insane. I thought God had answered my prayers and split them up cos I thankfully haven't seen her for months, but no, she's just walked in my room and said 'hi ross' to which I nearly vomitted. She's SO ugly. She doesn't have to be. I bet if she didn't wear the most ridiculous clothes ever - typical arty student trying to be different, but just looking like a twat kind of clothes - and have glasses with 40" thick frames (that she doesn't need anyway), did something with her hair (anything...even leave it straight would do) and tucked her fecking belly in a bit she could pass off as quite a looker. But no, she has to be ugly and in your face about it. Why can't she leave me alone?! I try my best to be nice in a 'feck off' kind of way, but she just won't go. She drives me insane. Thank feck I'm leaving in a day short of a month! GOD! I hope she's not here on my birthday, that'd just ruin my transformation from boy to man. God she's annoying. She doesn't have to say anything or even be anywhere near me and she's annoying. She annoys the dog, because as soon as the dog came in - sorry, as soon as my brothers girlfriend came in - the dog (K9 style) came rushing into my room barking in my ear: 'Ruff!! Ruff!! - Ruff!! - RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF!!!!!!' Translated to 'Oh no that stupid tart is in our house again! Get the gun!!' Oh God she makes me shudder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 christ Beez, the way you go on about her I'm starting to think you've got a secret crush on her - perhaps even subconsciously ! anyway, if you are going to contine with this, it's only fair you get a pic so we can all make up our own minds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 Damn right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chav Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 Beez mate, don't want to alarm you, but I found this post on lipstickandcurlers.com .... [ QUOTE ] ------------------------------------------------------------------ Why is my boyfriend's brother so fecking annoying!! ------------------------------------------------------------------ Aghh. Help me girls it's doing my 'ed in. Whenever I go to my boyfriends' place, his twatty ugly brother is always there. You know the type, scruffy clothes, long hair, and think's he's gods gift. Ha... god's gift, my arse. And he's always perving at me too. Anyone would think he'd never been laid FFS. He's always staring at me and what i'm wearing. Gives me the shivers. Urgh! And if that wasn't enough, he's always waffling on about complete shite. Like I give a feck about morrissons or your fecking car or your fecking stupid smokingtyre forum! What a moron. And the next time he plays that fecking keyboard, i'm gonna shove it down 'is fecking throat. Help me girls, thinking about him makes me shudder!!!! [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted August 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 [ QUOTE ] or your fecking stupid smokingtyre forum! [/ QUOTE ] Smoking Tyres Forum hahaha - that's how my mum thinks of it!!! I do hope there's nothing dodgey going on in this family! And Bazza, yer dead!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 as is traditional with threads like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted August 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 No chance, I like my camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 Maybe she's returned as a special favour to help make you a man on your birthday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted August 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 You and Bazza make me sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randellp Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 Get over it Beez, in two months you will be shagging all the ugly birds in Leeds with massive knockers and you'll never look back. You will be as happy as a pig in sh*t then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeNobody Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 It is fair to say that ugly girls are some much less hassle than the fit ones. It's also generally easier to get them in to bed. Too many times I spend all night, when out at Uni, trying to pull and ending up with the ugly bird as I was having no luck. Still, at least I got some, and they always seemed grateful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brabus Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Get over it Beez, in two months you will be shagging all the ugly birds in Leeds with massive knockers and you'll never look back. You will be as happy as a pig in sh*t then. [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shark_90 Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 Mingers try harder, it's a proven fact. Your brother's getting it goooooood. Now think about that and not be sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted August 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Get over it Beez, in two months you will be shagging all the ugly birds in Leeds with massive knockers and you'll never look back. You will be as happy as a pig in sh*t then. [/ QUOTE ] Hahahaha I don't have to think about it, Ben - I can hear it (well not now obviously, cos they're all at work, but I'm talking about last night, aren't I!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_C Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Beez mate, don't want to alarm you, but I found this post on lipstickandcurlers.com .... [ QUOTE ] ------------------------------------------------------------------ Why is my boyfriend's brother so fecking annoying!! ------------------------------------------------------------------ Aghh. Help me girls it's doing my 'ed in. Whenever I go to my boyfriends' place, his twatty ugly brother is always there. You know the type, scruffy clothes, long hair, and think's he's gods gift. Ha... god's gift, my arse. And he's always perving at me too. Anyone would think he'd never been laid FFS. He's always staring at me and what i'm wearing. Gives me the shivers. Urgh! And if that wasn't enough, he's always waffling on about complete shite. Like I give a feck about morrissons or your fecking car or your fecking stupid smokingtyre forum! What a moron. And the next time he plays that fecking keyboard, i'm gonna shove it down 'is fecking throat. Help me girls, thinking about him makes me shudder!!!! [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 Still need photos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shark_90 Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Get over it Beez, in two months you will be shagging all the ugly birds in Leeds with massive knockers and you'll never look back. You will be as happy as a pig in sh*t then. [/ QUOTE ] Hahahaha I don't have to think about it, Ben - I can hear it (well not now obviously, cos they're all at work, but I'm talking about last night, aren't I!) [/ QUOTE ] Grim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmj Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Too many times I spend all night, when out at Uni, trying to pull and ending up with the ugly bird as I was having no luck. [/ QUOTE ] Anyone else see the irony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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