Scouse eggs

[Dave]

> Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on

> a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly

> trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a

> lift. He tells them that he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying

> 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He

> tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting

> on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the scousers he has to leave.

>

> The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in

> the back with the 20,000 bowling balls, will he take them, so he

> agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the

> back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his

> way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.

>

> Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for

> speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to

> which he replies with sarcasm " Scouse eggs". The policeman obviously

> doesn't believe this so wants to take a look.He opens the back door

> and quickly shuts it and locks it.

>

> He rushes back to his cruiser and gets onto his radio and calls for

> immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher

> asks what emergency he has that he requires so many officers.

>

> "I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already

> hatched and the f *ckers have managed to nick a motorbike already."

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