NewNiceMrMe Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Hey, if we're all telling porkies, did you know that Mrs MrMe phoned me and told me he has a large cock [/ QUOTE ] That's not a lie at all. It lays 4 eggs a day I'll have you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Hey, if we're all telling porkies, did you know that Mrs MrMe phoned me and told me he has a large cock [/ QUOTE ] That's not a lie at all. It lays 4 eggs a day I'll have you know. [/ QUOTE ] Must smart a bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 What is it with us getting inundated with flipping imposters this year? Anyone would think that this Chinese new year was the year of the cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorburn Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Hey, if we're all telling porkies, did you know that Mrs MrMe phoned me and told me he has a large cock [/ QUOTE ] That's not a lie at all. It lays 4 eggs a day I'll have you know. [/ QUOTE ] Cockrells don't lay eggs, chickens do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 It's not school holidays is it..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Hey, if we're all telling porkies, did you know that Mrs MrMe phoned me and told me he has a large cock [/ QUOTE ] That's not a lie at all. It lays 4 eggs a day I'll have you know. [/ QUOTE ] Cockrells don't lay eggs, chickens do [/ QUOTE ] Maybe it's constipated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallachie Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 The truth always comes out in the end.....this had made my day. Did I tell you that my Fezza 430, GMC A-Team van and my Overfinch RR Vogue were destroyed in a fire when my garden shed went up, both my cars were parked beside it and the heat from the cat basket was too much for them..... Ah well, I bought the wife a new Concorde so I can still get around in that.....after my son has finished with it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Sorry guys, I'm a bit busy at the moment - just trying to sort the insurance out on the enzo for my boy What's going on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alastair_A3 Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 its gone all quiet.... i wonder where he's gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fjfr Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 How did you find that pic Milo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_m Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 He's probably out in his "lover's Lane" or in one of is many offices or one of the 100 bedrooms in his mansion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Hey, if we're all telling porkies, did you know that Mrs MrMe phoned me and told me he has a large cock [/ QUOTE ] That's not a lie at all. It lays 4 eggs a day I'll have you know. [/ QUOTE ] Cockrells don't lay eggs, chickens do [/ QUOTE ] This one does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 [ QUOTE ] He's probably out in his "lover's Lane" or in one of is many offices or one of the 100 bedrooms in his mansion [/ QUOTE ] yea, maybe he's out dogging in 'his' xjr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_m Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 ahhh maybe thats where that picture was taken!!! in his "driveway" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallachie Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 [ QUOTE ] its gone all quiet.... i wonder where he's gone? [/ QUOTE ] To his mansion on his own private island in the Maldives, he got the keys today I believe, he bought it for his son but thought he better check it's safe before his son ventures over..... I think he said his Jag was also a hover craft..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 There are going to be a lot of shattered dreams all over the world tonight as news spreads to all the motoring forums mccombie_5 is registered to that maybe, the legend was myth That's unless this has all been a bad dream and new, as yet unseen pics of the fleet will emerge like a phoenix from the flames So until such evidence surfaces, spare a thought for all those people on: www.vwaudiforum.co.uk www.cavweb-forums.co.uk www.mercedesclub.org.uk www.vwforum.co.uk www.cadillacforums.com www.fullsizeluxury.com www.buickforums.com and many, many more (I just got sick of copying and pasting ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 This episode has narked me a treat. Next we will find out that McC is Sgt. Pag!! Can someone do an IP check? Especially given the Newcastle link and Sgt.'s love of Chris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_Doe Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 So, mccombie_5, are you really who you think you are pretending to be? I wonder, if this is indeed the case, why someone should go to the lengths you have allegedly gone to to deceive an innocent forum, for you must have known that we may have sussed you out way back when.....and how many other forums have you been missrepresenting yourself on? I have found a plethora of them over the last 5 days, but apparently today your scales look to have been tipped...I hope I'm wrong but in light of recent postings I fear not. Look out world Mcc is about........ Oh and just for good measure, please read my avatar carefully!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Lets hope we're all wrong... I for one was looking forward to seeing some of his cars at a meet sometime soon. I still hold out hope that its all been a terrible misunderstanding.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jsparkesuk Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Wow people still lie about cars, how pathetic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 [ QUOTE ] How did you find that pic Milo? [/ QUOTE ] With the help of a couple of TSNers (and one in particular who discovered the number plate after trawling some bilge McCarpark had written) but it was the mods who were able to then dig deeper and confirm what a lot of us thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brabus Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 "Loo-hoo-se-her!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chav Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Another loser for the ignore list of doom then!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 The Mercedes forum has him claiming he has a 98 S600 in his sig. I suppose there is the outside chance someone else called McCombie_5 also has a passion for quality cars ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_m Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 look everyone, McCombie has just PMed me a picture of his Phaeton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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