Milo Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Well, after my well documented problems with Audi, I've had enough and opted for a cash refund. With a lot of factors in mind, least of all running costs and the ever increasing cost of petrol, I've gone for 'a bit of a curved ball'! It'll not be to everyones taste and I may have to resign from TSN as it's a performance car community but hey-ho Well anyway, it was available for immediate delivery so here it is: Nissan Micra 1.2 S 5 door I thought about going for the Sport or SVE but it didn't seem worth it for the extra cost. It's not the quickest car on the road but still manages to push out 80bhp and an impressive 81 lbft of torque It's got all you need, well almost: Electric windows Remote central locking Rev counter Digital clock Wheel trims so no more kerbed alloys 4 speed/6 position hot/cold blower (no aircon ) And best of all, it comes with ISOFIX and passenger airbag deactivation Note - I know I haven't blanked out the number plate; I don't really feel the need to Well, what do you think? [puts on flameproof suit] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_m Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Mrs Milo needed a new car then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Posted May 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Mrs Milo has a company car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilB Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Hasn't Graeme Souness got one of these? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_m Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Hmmm, well who's is it then?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sponge Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 You 'aving a larf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sponge Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 PS I think it needs lowering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sponge Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 PPS It always makes me smile when I see the speedos. Why do they need to go so high on cars that will never get out of 3rd gear, or go over 29mph? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_d Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 [ QUOTE ] PS I think it needs lowering. [/ QUOTE ] I wonder if you could remap it, quattro it and dump a big ass turbo on...then that'd be a bad boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sponge Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 It needs chrome wing mirrors too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chav Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Feck me Milo, you must be getting old. ...Won't be long before you get an Avant at this rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanG Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 A thing of pure beauty. Be a shame to drive it really...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorburn Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 I know Audi stealers are terrible, but thats drastic. I'm predicting, well HOPING, for some kind of joke here..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 I know everybody will think this is a wind up - but I can vouch for this 100%!!! That is MILO's new car. Not his wifes, not his next door neighbours, not the 17 year old daughter of the bloke across the road from him (although I'd give her one!) - it is Milo's new car. I can see the sense in it and I think you have to have spoken to him in depth to appreciate how pissed off he became with Audi Customer Service. What he hasn't told you is that even Nissan fecked up because it was meant to have a nice looking set of alloys on it! It's just not your year Milo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Wheel trims so no more kerbed alloys [/ QUOTE ] You said you were still getting the alloys!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avus_Bub Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 [ QUOTE ] And best of all, it comes with ISOFIX and passenger airbag deactivation [/ QUOTE ] You say it jest Milo but it wasn't even an option on the Micra. BUB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 The reason the passenger airbag has been deactivated is because no fecker will get in it with him. Sorry mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avus_Bub Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Feck me Milo, you must be getting old. ...Won't be long before you get an Avant at this rate. [/ QUOTE ] I always thought cab' owners were the ones having a mid life crisis, Chav? BUB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UBM Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Milo - You could have at least gone for the Micro cabrio! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarMad Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 erm.... Well I don't know what to say. Thats a bit of a change and a half. Seems a really strange choice, I could understand something nearly new if you wanted to save your pennies. But a new Micra... I .. I .. I'm lost for words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avus_Bub Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 [ QUOTE ] The reason the passenger airbag has been deactivated is because no fecker will get in it with him. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah if you think a Clio 182 Trophy is French tat MrMe god only knows what you think of a 1.2 Micra. Nissan are owned by Renault after all.............. BUB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 I can see the sense in it though, I really can. I think people should back off the piss taking a bit too. I apologise for my little joke above, but he knows it's in jest from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chav Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Well I don't buy it More likely it's a loan car before his proper one turns up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorburn Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 [ QUOTE ] I think people should back off the piss taking a bit too. [/ QUOTE ] I would but if its real then Milo has sold his petrolhead soul to the car devil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_d Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Well I don't buy it More likely it's a loan car before his proper one turns up. [/ QUOTE ] I'm with you on this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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