Woppum Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 How often do you get an STI check or do you just do it after a 'close encounter'. I had a bit of a one nighter and I cant remember a huge amount of it but I cant get a blood test for a month and I didnt want to go through the whole ear bud down the urethra thing again so I just took a one take course of antibiotics, 4 horse pills which have made me sick as a dog. Since lunch I have been curled up in a ball in my bed. Just came downstairs to take the puppy out. God I feel awful... Hopefully it will war off soon. Shouldn't have had fish cakes for lunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_m Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Horse Pills??? You slept with a horse??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOSE Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 So has Wopps been shagging Princess Anne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustynuts Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 AS, One of the best posts I've seen this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woppum Posted May 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Maybe, cant remember too much.. All I remember is she asked if I had a nick name for it and I said, 'The canned Antalope' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_m Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Make your mind up, was it a horse or an antelope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woppum Posted May 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Dont make me laugh or i'll chunder all over the keyboard... Damn those fishcakes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOSE Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 It must have been Princess Anne you were shagging, she likes to do her regular inspections for Canned Atalopes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustynuts Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Make your mind up, was it a horse or an antelope [/ QUOTE ] Oh dear..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Horses, antelopes, sick as a dog... I think that last bit probably ought to read "one sick puppy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashleywater Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Whopps take it steady mate..............and lay off the one nighter's They really are'nt worth the aggro............or the grief Get yourself a "steady" whatever the breed........ You know it makes sense............ Feck!!!!!! I have turned into "Dear FA" ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woppum Posted May 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 I realised it was 7 months since I split up with my last steady a few days ago and hence the one nighter. However I dont want a girlfriend now. Works getting heavier. Im putting my house on the market in 2 weeks, then , moving back in with the parents ( ) until I find the perfect flat in London. Also girls is not what I want to be spending my money on at the mo. Im having a perfect balance between fun and work at the mo. I dont need anything to feck that up... Scary one nighters however can be a worry the next day.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Im putting my house on the market in 2 weeks, then , moving back in with the parents ( ) [/ QUOTE ] Ahh, that explains the CSL posts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woppum Posted May 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Dont be naughty, its only for a very short while until I find a nice flat in Notting Hill. Currently on the scout... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian_C Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 [ QUOTE ] I realised it was 7 months since I split up with my last steady a few days ago and hence the one nighter. However I dont want a girlfriend now. Also girls is not what I want to be spending my money on at the mo. Im having a perfect balance between fun and work at the mo. I dont need anything to feck that up... Scary one nighters however can be a worry the next day.. [/ QUOTE ] As well as scouting for the flat, start scouting for a f--k buddy. Far safer. Ian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Just a thought Wopps, but surely if you used condoms then you wouldn't be concerned, and if you didn't then there's other issues to worry about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woppum Posted May 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 I did, but its fair to say there may have been a slight problem with the old Rubber. However im not worried about the potencial 'greater' problem as there is no chance I will ever see her again, in fact all I can remember is her name began with the letter.... T? Im sure its all fine but im one who likes to have piece of mind and getting tested does that... So anyone else had many tests or dodgy experiences? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 You are right funny Wopps I have quite regular blood-checks (usually every quarter) however it's not for STIs.. Anyway, where I get them done asked me if I wanted checking for everything else too - thought why the hell not. Anyway, out of the blue they also asked me if I wanted my HIV result. Now, bear in mind this had been about the 5th 6th time I'd had the same checks done and they'd never asked me before Nearly crapped my pants - thought they were hinting at something Worse thing is when you run down the list: haven't got that, haven't got that, poo the bed I've got <insertrandomlongmedicalnamehere> . 'It's OK sir, you're supposed to have that'. Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Incidently, my ex wife is a mid-wife and also works in a STD clinic. By choice. A very weird one that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danksy Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Is that how you met her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Er, no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 [ QUOTE ] I did, but its fair to say there may have been a slight problem with the old Rubber. However im not worried about the potencial 'greater' problem as there is no chance I will ever see her again, in fact all I can remember is her name began with the letter.... T? [/ QUOTE ] You're a real charmer Woppum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woppum Posted May 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Mate I went to a friends end of Uni party at Reading. If you can remember that far back you will remember charming is not what its all about. It seems to be downing snakebite with an extra shot of vodka in it and dancing like a fool is what its all about. If I wanted to charm id take a Princess to Nobu and then for na nightcap and Breakfast at the Sanderson. As it happened I just wanted a drink, a laugh and a poon Im truely sorry if you dont aprove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shark_90 Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Haven't read through this in depth, but I go and get myself checked out every now and then regardless of "steady" partner or not. And to be honest, it's very rare I've slept with someone who hasn't been a "steady" without protection, it's just not worth the risk. Remember kids, <westwood> Strap it up before you sllllap it up </cock faced mid 40's vicar's son> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shark_90 Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 I have to go through the same thing - quarterly blood tests (for other stuff) and I totally crapped myself when they told me I could have Hepatitus Luckily I was ok though, but telling my lodger was a little bit difficult Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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