NewNiceMrMe Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 A guy who my wife works with signed up to Match.com. He met someone described as 'medium build'. She was around 20st - and within 2 minutes of meeting him she said the following to him... 'I might look easy, but you'll not get a shag until the second date and I don't take it in the wrong place if you know what I mean'. That's 100% true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulboy Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 ......is she still on? I may send her a wink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 He actually said she was a nice enough woman - just not for him! Since then he's been on a few more dates apparently but nothing much has come of any of them. My wife says he's a bit 'geeky' and that he didn't know what the woman had meant by 'don't take it in the wrong place if you know what I mean'. It was only when they explained it to him in the office that he blushed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRobin Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 That's classic! But not so funny if you were at the recieving end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulboy Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Well registered yesterday. Checked in today and quite a few winks and e-mails coming in already! Looks like i'm a player PS Not stumped up the joining fee so I cant respond yet. I'll make them wait and keep em keen ......thats what players do lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 [ QUOTE ] My wife says he's a bit 'geeky' and that he didn't know what the woman had meant by 'don't take it in the wrong place if you know what I mean'. [/ QUOTE ] Presumably she meant in a phone box or something like that? That'd be the "wrong place", especially if she's 20 stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadW Posted August 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Well registered yesterday. Checked in today and quite a few winks and e-mails coming in already! Looks like i'm a player PS Not stumped up the joining fee so I cant respond yet. I'll make them wait and keep em keen ......thats what players do lol! [/ QUOTE ] Mmm funny that cause I paid up straight away with my profile yet got no response at all. It is a scam IMHO, but hey some people find it fun apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHA Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 You mean there is a wrong place???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Well registered yesterday. Checked in today and quite a few winks and e-mails coming in already! Looks like i'm a player PS Not stumped up the joining fee so I cant respond yet. I'll make them wait and keep em keen ......thats what players do lol! [/ QUOTE ] Mmm funny that cause I paid up straight away with my profile yet got no response at all. It is a scam IMHO, but hey some people find it fun apparently. [/ QUOTE ] I doubt it's a scam to be honest. I've met people through it and similar sites. Maybe your profile isn't doing the biz for some reason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilB Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Ah that would be telling..... Our place of work. [/ QUOTE ] Are there any vacanices? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadW Posted August 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Well registered yesterday. Checked in today and quite a few winks and e-mails coming in already! Looks like i'm a player PS Not stumped up the joining fee so I cant respond yet. I'll make them wait and keep em keen ......thats what players do lol! [/ QUOTE ] Mmm funny that cause I paid up straight away with my profile yet got no response at all. It is a scam IMHO, but hey some people find it fun apparently. [/ QUOTE ] I doubt it's a scam to be honest. I've met people through it and similar sites. Maybe your profile isn't doing the biz for some reason? [/ QUOTE ] Just seems a bit wierd that if you have not paid up fully yet then you get loads of 'potential matches' thats all. Will pm you my profile if you like so you could tell me where I am going wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulboy Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Just seems a bit wierd that if you have not paid up fully yet then you get loads of 'potential matches' thats all. Will pm you my profile if you like so you could tell me where I am going wrong? [/ QUOTE ] It is a bit weird. Especially the stunning blonde from Switzerland?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulboy Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 I am having a great time on Match. Here is my Profile: I like going out (and staying in) and sometimes I just stand halfway out of the front door to get the best of both worlds at the same time. I dont like any of the following:- country walks, pubs, clubs, eating, drinking, cosy nights in, lively nights out, having a laugh, films, music, cats, dogs, parrots, geese, work, career women, housewives, kids, adults, sport, going to the gym, cars, bikes, shoes, *takes breath* ................travelling, staying at home, gardening, wine, tea, coffee, horlicks, long hair, short hair and cottage cheese (especially on a baked potato) . I am not expecting too many matches on this site as I am 8' 12 tall (which is outside the profile range). In fact I am the tallest person in the world - so probably best to contact me only if your ideal bloke is 'average height or above' I recently lost 5 pounds at the gym. Gutted. Skint now. I am the richest man in England. I like honest people and rate seriousness above all else. So if I sound like your ideal catch - get in touch *braces self for huge influx of winks and mails* =V ) PS NO NUTTERS!! SUPER MODELS AND IT GIRLS ONLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3dan Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 After parting with in excess of £100 over the last however many months on match, I met a girl that i like the old fashioned way (full of drunken confidence in a night club...) last weekend. Think this might be a good time to hide the profile from public view for a while, well at least until one or other of us gets bored and moves on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChadW Posted August 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Only response I get from email is when I start abusing them for not bothering to reply in the 1st place, quite theraputic really! Stupid spinster b!tches all of 'em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Stupid spinster b!tches all of 'em! [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, it really is a mystery why you can't get a date isn't it..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulboy Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 I wonder if its to do with age / location etc? I seem to be doing ok, lookung for age 30-40 (I am 42). Got dates lined up next 3 nights and more ready for next week. All lookers as well. Yes Lotty I know I am insecure - but I am enjoying it and I deserve it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Still no luck with me mmmmmmm Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuntimeFrankie Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Bet you'd have had more luck if you were driving a RS4 mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Bet you'd have had more luck if you were driving a RS4 mate [/ QUOTE ]Ermmmm perhaps but it would surely attract the wrong type of lady.... with all my nice cars ive owned I never once used it as a way of "pulling" a lady... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabGirl Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Perhaps that's were you went wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuntimeFrankie Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Whats the wrong type of lady? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Whats the wrong type of lady? [/ QUOTE ]Well I dont want to use a materialistic item to attract a lady..... money isnt everything in life... I would like a lady to go out with me for "me", for who I am... nothing more and nothing less... I have plenty of effection and love to give... not asking for much in return etc.... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Are these profiles publically accessible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Are these profiles publically accessible? [/ QUOTE ]Yes im sure they are.... and before you ask.. I dont have one anymore... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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