Omi Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 ...and on. Can we please just get Riz laid sometime soon? Half the posts in the AA section seem to be woeful and depressing! What happened to the idea that the replies were amusing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulboy Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 I have a horrible feeling that you may eventually get chatting to her in a few weeks and she will say that she has just started going out with someone - and you will be cursing yourself for not getting in sooner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S3Bangs Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 Riz, me ol mucker, Listen to CabGirl. She's a woman Erm... Just find a way of bumping her and say..."Hi, I'm Riz, you look nice today..." Swing her by the desk or the canteen whenever you can and say Hi! ...and take her from there. Good advice in my books.. In all honesty Riz, I've read your posts of your troubles with meeting women with sadness and joy. As complex creatures as they are, I personally find it quite easy to meet and mix with them and my motto has been when I go up to them, the worst they can say is eff off!! Doesn't hurt really and you shouldn't really let it get to you. Be yourself, relax, be interested in learning about them, ask questions about them? They're as human as you are and if you play your cards right, you might just hit the spot. Haven't you got any friends who can go out clubbing, pubbing with you? If it's your confidence, you'll mix with a lot of nice ladies here believe me there are tons! Don't try too hard and one will surely come your way. Lovely creatures women!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 [ QUOTE ] ...and take her from there. [/ QUOTE ] You might Tony, but I'd not expect Riz to 'take her in the canteen' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S3Bangs Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] ...and take her from there. [/ QUOTE ] You might Tony, but I'd not expect Riz to 'take her in the canteen' [/ QUOTE ] Such a wimp!! The delights of food eh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Lovely creatures women!! [/ QUOTE ] Is your wife reading this then Tony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S3Bangs Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Is your wife reading this then Tony? [/ QUOTE ] Excuse me!! How could you? Wife??? Riz... I have an admission to make. I draw the line at marriage mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 Whats that I hear in the background......... //wedding bells//.... You free on the 19th Tony ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHA Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 Is the 19th his big day??? We will have to celebrate that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 Weddings are cheaper mid week, just Tony's style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHA Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S3Bangs Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 You are all so going to get a bruising!! Maybe I really should get married just to stop all these "subtle" hints Waiting for the Hopsta though. I think he gets discounts at the reception hall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danksy Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopsta Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 [ QUOTE ] You are all so going to get a bruising!! Maybe I really should get married just to stop all these "subtle" hints Waiting for the Hopsta though. I think he gets discounts at the reception hall [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m4ttm4son Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Hope this isn't breaking any rules for advertising, but I think people might be interested (Riz ). This is my friend's site that's just gone live. It's called The Ice Breaker and it's for those awkward situations we've been reading about. Hope it helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Bloody great mate, should help the 'ol mucker no end. Riz, get studying. We want you shagging by Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRobin Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 What happened to eye contact followed by smiling and then the art of live conversation!! If I was a girl given such a calling card from Ice Breaker, I'd think "What a wimp!" and I'd be thinking there's a scam afoot if a girl gave me such a card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 From the Icebreaker site.... [ QUOTE ] Once you have given out your cards you can sit back and wait for the response. Good Luck! [/ QUOTE ] Good Luck? You'll fecking need it - I'm with RR, in being pretty sure most girls if presented with one of these cards would run a mile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lottiefox Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 [ QUOTE ] From the Icebreaker site.... [ QUOTE ] Once you have given out your cards you can sit back and wait for the response. Good Luck! [/ QUOTE ] Good Luck? You'll fecking need it - I'm with RR, in being pretty sure most girls if presented with one of these cards would run a mile [/ QUOTE ] OMG!! I suppose I can see the general idea behind it but I'd never feel able to give one out to someone and if someone gave me one (so to speak) I would decamp fairly quickly!! Eye contact, chatting, chill...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saab Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Riz - sneak up on her at the Christmas party - bundle her into the stationery cupboard and take it from there. If you don't fancy the direct approach then buy her a few drinks and make her laugh, but be ever so slighly suggestive in what you say - she'll get the message and if she reciprocates then you're in. Under no circumstances drape tinsel round your neck and mope about holding a bit of mistletoe hoping she'll come along and sweep you off your feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Couldn't help noticing Riz is of non-European decent, assuming the lady in question was your more common European ethnicity is this an issue? Not being un PC but know i don't find colored (Asian, Oriental, Black etc.) women attractive in the same way that i find women of similar background to myself initially physically attractive I wouldn't think of myself as rasist in any way and if i know them to have a good personality you can get past the looks but initial attraction wouldn't be there. Partly media fed in that what you are exposed to as beautiful/attractive etc. tends to be the white skinned busty blonde or whatever the media feeds you over time. There is a fascination with some women towards the large black man which is probably why they often go out with white women but purely subjectively I’d say that Asian men and women and oriental cultures don't tend to mix as much. discuss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Anyone care to quickly summarise all this for me? Let me guess - he's still trying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sitas3 Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 some things are meant to be. I think Poor Riz being shag-less and RS4-less are examples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesB Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 I wonder whether there are good openings for eunuchs in royal courts any more? (bad choice of words, maybe) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sitas3 Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 bloody hell James settle down at the back eh? had to google that word then.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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