Ari Posted October 5, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 Max Power boys with fecking great spoilers on scaffolding and "slammed" to the deck with exhausts the size of industrial silos. Nice rear spoiler there hotshot, must be worth an extra tenth round the MacDonalds car park. Judging by that exhaust you must be running at least 2,000hp. Oh no, sorry my mistake, I see from the badge you left on the tailgate it's actually a 1.2GL. Sad fecking numb nuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted October 5, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 BMW 318i drivers!! No you're not a high powered exective behind the wheel of the ultimate driving machine on the way to another high powered meeting any more than your suit jacket hanging from that Armani coat hanger is really an Amarni suit! Your name is Dwayne, you're a dog food rep, and your car is now more common than a Mundano, and we all know the only reason you chose silver is because it is the only non cost metallic finish and your fleet manager wouldn't allow you any optional extras. Now turn your front fog lights off and get the fcuk outa my way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted October 5, 2003 Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 Think happy thoughts Ari ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo-S3 Posted October 5, 2003 Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 LOL this is ace !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted October 5, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 Subaru Impreza Turbo/Mistubishi Evo drivers....! So, active yaw control, what does that do? Oh, it makes it go really really fast does it? It's a bit cheap looking inside, I used to have a stereo like that in my Golf 10 years ago. Oh, really really fast is it? So what about all those stupid looking scoops on the bonnet? how fast? Oh, really really fast. And the fact that every police car in the country follows you when you're in it despite people in proper cars passing you? And people smirking when they see you driving it? And how much is it? Really? Would'nt penis enlargement surgery have been cheaper? Did you know you could buy a decent quality car for that money? No, not really really fast, but fast enough. Nice bobble hat by the way, does your mum know you're out on your own? Tossers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Posted October 5, 2003 Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 Feck me been away for a weekand Ari has lost it... Although i d agree with pretty much all you say apart from the hyndia pop, my old man has one and he dont hang about and yes he is over 50 but every thing else is spot on mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pincher Posted October 5, 2003 Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 'Thread of the Year', bar none. Here, have an award Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jem2768 Posted October 5, 2003 Report Share Posted October 5, 2003 Can we set up an Ari Forum PLEASE! Best thread ever.... Now what about those tossers with dog stickers in the back windows? No, not even the already flamed "Show Dog on Board" stickers, but just pictures of cutie dogs... why???? And people (women ) who drive along dual carriageways until they are right up the ar** of a JCB before thinking "oooh better put an indicator on and think about overtaking" And damn mobile phones stuck to peoples ears as they try to weave thru traffic.... Gawd I don't have the touch here... Ari it's all yours, take it away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gambba Posted October 6, 2003 Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 at Ari! Obviously the words of a deeply disturbed man...how does he look so dignified externally??....must be the HAT!? Sounds like you'd have a field day across here with the guys and gals that can afford expensive cars but have to pay extra for indicators it would seem...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin M Posted October 6, 2003 Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 At last! I can buy one of these for my "airport"car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s4dreamer Posted October 6, 2003 Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 [ QUOTE ] At last! I can buy one of these for my "airport"car. [/ QUOTE ] Couldn't you get one made up for your Porsche: My other car is a 1.2l Corsa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin M Posted October 6, 2003 Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 I liked this one too: Loads of others at www.stickerzone.com and a similar discussion going on on the www.honestjohn.co.uk forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spence Posted October 6, 2003 Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 [ QUOTE ] BMW 318i drivers!! No you're not a high powered exective behind the wheel of the ultimate driving machine on the way to another high powered meeting any more than your suit jacket hanging from that Armani coat hanger is really an Amarni suit! Your name is Dwayne, you're a dog food rep, and your car is now more common than a Mundano, and we all know the only reason you chose silver is because it is the only non cost metallic finish and your fleet manager wouldn't allow you any optional extras. Now turn your front fog lights off and get the fcuk outa my way! [/ QUOTE ] Don't forget the 320d estate either!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hants_Cruiser_UK Posted October 6, 2003 Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 I'm in shock - can this really be Ari making these posts or has someone else logged onto his PC Very out of character Must of had a bad day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted October 6, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 D'you know, I'm feeling quite calm and serene today...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted October 6, 2003 Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 how about I try and wind you up again? erm..... neon lights on windscreen washers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted October 6, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 [ QUOTE ] how about I try and wind you up again? erm..... neon lights on windscreen washers? [/ QUOTE ] See "Max Power Boys"!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerbera Posted October 6, 2003 Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 Saw a Max Power nova the other day before the Windsor meet that had a sticker on his back window: "C*NT on board" - thought this was hilarious and merely clarified what I was guessing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brabus Posted October 6, 2003 Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 [ QUOTE ] And anyone who buys a Porsche Cayenne Turbo, BMW X5 4.6i Sport or Mercedes M55 AMG. Oooohh, a 4X4 that'll do 155mph! Thats useful then! ARSES! [/ QUOTE ] OI! My parents have got a Cayenne Turbo you cnut, schizo-psychotic freak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartzA3 Posted October 6, 2003 Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 [ QUOTE ] Max Power boys with fecking great spoilers on scaffolding and "slammed" to the deck with exhausts the size of industrial silos. Nice rear spoiler there hotshot, must be worth an extra tenth round the MacDonalds car park. Judging by that exhaust you must be running at least 2,000hp. Oh no, sorry my mistake, I see from the badge you left on the tailgate it's actually a 1.2GL. Sad fecking numb nuts! [/ QUOTE ] What the feck are those meccano spoilers? The certainly spoil a perfectly sh*t cat anyhow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartzA3 Posted October 6, 2003 Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] how about I try and wind you up again? erm..... neon lights on windscreen washers? [/ QUOTE ] See "Max Power Boys"!!! [/ QUOTE ] Is'nt that the same as tossers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gambba Posted October 6, 2003 Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 [ QUOTE ] OI! My parents have got a Cayenne Turbo you cnut, schizo-psychotic freak! [/ QUOTE ] oh oh Ari, do tell us about M3 drivers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartzA3 Posted October 6, 2003 Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] OI! My parents have got a Cayenne Turbo you cnut, schizo-psychotic freak! [/ QUOTE ] oh oh Ari, do tell us about M3 drivers [/ QUOTE ] I can lead the way............................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted October 6, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] OI! My parents have got a Cayenne Turbo you cnut, schizo-psychotic freak! [/ QUOTE ] oh oh Ari, do tell us about M3 drivers [/ QUOTE ] I can lead the way............................... [/ QUOTE ] Good well thats M3 drivers dealt with, now who haven't we insulted...??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted October 6, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2003 [ QUOTE ] you cnut, schizo-psychotic freak! [/ QUOTE ] With respect though, obviously....??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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