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Mook- You ticked every box, which makes you the ultimate bi sexual slag.

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And your point is...? tongue.gif

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My point is that saying you've done EVERY one of these

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Offence Fine Guilty?

Smoked pot? £10.00

Did acid? £5.00

<font color="red"> Ever had sex at church? £25.00 </font>

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you? £40.00

Had sex with someone on MySpace / Facebook? £25.00

<font color="red"> Had sex for money? £100.00 </font>

<font color="red"> Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican? £20.00 </font>

Vandalized something? £20.00

Had sex on your parents' bed? £10.00

Beat up someone? £20.00

Been jumped? £10.00

<font color="red"> Cross dressed? £10.00 </font>

Given money to stripper? £25.00

Been in love with a stripper? £20.00

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know? £0.10

<font color="red"> Hit on some one of the same sex while at work? £15.00 </font>

Ever drive and drank? £20.00

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk? £50.00

Used toys while having sex? £30.00

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before? £20.00

Went skinny dipping? £5.00

Had sex in a pool? £20.00

Kissed someone of the same sex? £10.00

<font color="red"> Had sex with someone of the same sex? £20.00 </font>

Cheated on your significant other? £10.00

Masturbated? £10.00

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend? £20.00

Done oral? £5.00

Got oral? £5.00

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving? £25.00

Stole something? £10.00

<font color="red"> Had sex with someone in jail? £25.00 </font>

<font color="red"> Made a nasty home video? £15.00 </font>

Had a threesome0? £50.00

Had sex in the wild? £20.00

Been in the same room while someone was having sex? £25.00

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars? £20.00

Had sex with someone 10 years older? £20.00

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27? £25.00

Been in love with two people or more at the same time? £50.00

Said you love someone but didn't mean it? £25.00

Went streaking? £5.00

Went streaking in broad daylight? £15.00

Been arrested? £5.00

<font color="red"> Spent time in jail? £15.00 </font>

Peed in the pool? £0.50

Played spin the bottle? £5.00

Done something you regret? £20.00

Had sex with your best friend? £20.00

Had sex with someone you work with at work? £25.00

Had anal sex? £80.00

Lied to your mate? £5.00

Lied to your mate about the sex being good? £25.00

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And owning up to it on a public forum is brave blush.gif

I'm not phobic, so it's cool, just as long as your happy grin.gif

Could I have a copy of the home made video nasty, with you cross dressing, shagging a same sex Puerto Rican employee that you met via myspace, had a 3 some with and got paid £100 in a church yard.

Pretty sure it won't rock my boat, but I'm sure I could distribute it and make money via the web tongue.gifwink.gif

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Or I could be taking the p*ss.

I'd never have gay sex in a church with a Peurto Rican jailor... tongue.gif

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Or covering up now you've been found out blush.gif

So it must have been quite a night, achieving absolutely everyone of the items on that list- How's the counseling getting on....

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