fjfr Posted February 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophiem Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] take a trip to Essex (although I've heard blow up betty is verbally more advanced and less plastic than most Essex girls)... [/ QUOTE ] Oooooh - we love you too! [/ QUOTE ] Oops, sorry, what I meant to say was that a very small percentage of Essex girls are like this and there are plenty of counties with worst reputations...Er...am I forgiven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saab Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 No need to apologise - I completely agree!!! Riz!! - I've got a spare room if you want to stay for the weekend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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skifly Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 careful saab otherwise you will be having a meet at your place... Sure i would be able to make it although my last trip that direction wasnt met with much success - then again i was only driving a Rangey at the time (17 too!) - feck that means it was nearly 8 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 [ QUOTE ] No need to apologise - I completely agree!!! Riz!! - I've got a spare room if you want to stay for the weekend! [/ QUOTE ]Ermmmm i was invited by fellow TSN`ers while back to make the trip down to Essex.... mmmm i was tempted but abit scared..... maybe sophie can take me out? Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_m Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 [quote maybe sophie can take me out? [/ QUOTE ] Havent you already asked that one and If I remember rightly she has already responded in a different post saying James B is more your type Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 Neo, I think the chances of Sophie taking you out are about the same as mine of shagging Liz Hurley in the next 15 minutes. Besides, she's twice your height. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 I`m 5ft 8" Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 I`m giving the receptionist at work a lift tonight from her house to a inteview she has got.... she knows I like her but I dont think she likes me back.... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_m Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 Then you are being used as a mug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterb Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 [ QUOTE ] I`m giving the receptionist at work [/ QUOTE ] The one who's a sl@g? [ QUOTE ] a lift tonight from her house to a inteview she has got.... she knows I like her but I dont think she likes me back.... [/ QUOTE ] Clearly! She's looking for a new job to get away from you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I`m giving the receptionist at work [/ QUOTE ] The one who's a sl@g? [ QUOTE ] a lift tonight from her house to a inteview she has got.... she knows I like her but I dont think she likes me back.... [/ QUOTE ] Clearly! She's looking for a new job to get away from you! [/ QUOTE ]Well maybe im just too nice... but i cant be a nasty person... if i can help others i always try to... Well her ex told me shes a sl@g so its pretty conclusive that maybe she is or isnt... All fun and games eh.... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopsta Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 Ex told you she was a slag, now i've never heard that one before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Ex told you she was a slag, now i've never heard that one before [/ QUOTE ] Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jsparkesuk Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Ex told you she was a slag, now i've never heard that one before [/ QUOTE ] Aww Riz is so innocent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopsta Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 Is she was that much of a slag then why did he go out with her... bitter.. never Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 Got in at 6am this morning..... been clubbing and still cant work out this "pulling" trick.... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saab Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 Sounds like a good night. Enjoy yourself? That's the most important thing. As for pulling there isn't a trick, but you've got 13 pages of good advice in this thread, and countless pages in others. Why do you think you didn't pull last night? Did you want to? Did you try? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Sounds like a good night. Enjoy yourself? That's the most important thing. As for pulling there isn't a trick, but you've got 13 pages of good advice in this thread, and countless pages in others. Why do you think you didn't pull last night? Did you want to? Did you try? [/ QUOTE ]Well I went with some "new" friends so was well happy to have tagged along with them... started at a student bar..... ended up in a club until 5am... just danced my bum off.... did try to dance with a lady but she was just too busy dancing with her friend... so I just eased off and kept busting the moves elsewhere.... only to find out that shes was being man handled by some ugly git.... I`ll be honest.. I would love to have the gift and attract women... but it doesnt seem to happy... i was confident but shy... There were a few points when I was going to ask her friend if she minded me dancing with her friend.... politely ofcourse Anyway it was a good night out..... got up at 11am with a wee hangover.... off out to a Juice (student) night, quite big apparently this wed night, work will suffer nextday as I have to be in Hull for 8am but stuff them! Then going to try and hit it again on sat night I`m sure with time and abit of brushing up on my dance skills i`ll built up more confidence and be able to properly mingle with the ladies... Prob is there are too many bad boys in those places who create a stereotype of white women about paki (pakistani politically correct term) men.... Oh well roll on wednesday..... Woooooooooooohooooooooooooooo Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 Riz me ol' mucker, if you have a big todger, just whip it out at the right moment, this will have 1 of 2 reactions - so you have a 50% chance of a succesfull evening.... What have you got to lose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Riz me ol' mucker, if you have a big todger, just whip it out at the right moment, this will have 1 of 2 reactions - so you have a 50% chance of a succesfull evening.... [/ QUOTE ] ...and a 50% chance of being arrested or beaten up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 Riz, you're on the right road - stay on it! You just need to work on your driving style now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Riz, you're on the right road - stay on it! You just need to work on your driving style now [/ QUOTE ]Well just been out, hanging out with my cousin and uni students.... lots of nice ladies mmmmmmm My driving well I do want a RS4 and nobody has said anything about my driving skills Off to South Wales tomorrow and back Tuesday, then off out wed night... Juice night.... then got to be in Hull 8am Thursday.... eeeeeek... not sure where I am Friday.... might go clubbing again Sat but I think this week is going to be bonkers Also joined up with Match.com for a month... see what happens. Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 Riz, I might have to take you into Sheffield and get you a woman. FFS man this is taking too long! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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