fatcat Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 danksy is right me ol' mucker, have a few beers, get her on her own, whip out yer meat stick and impress her ! Word will get about and in no time the birds will be lining up for a go !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilB Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] I think DubBeGoodToMe fancies ya Neo, she's just shy. [/ QUOTE ] Call her Sarah too, she loves that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Let yer nob do the talking Riz, me ol' mucker [/ QUOTE ]Yes but that`ll make me guilty, i dont want just sex etc..... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] I think DubBeGoodToMe fancies ya Neo, she's just shy. [/ QUOTE ]She`s a very attractive lady and has a good mind but shes way out of my leauge. Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Let yer nob do the talking Riz, me ol' mucker [/ QUOTE ] Good advice The old fashioned ways are normally the best [/ QUOTE ]Is it though? Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] danksy is right me ol' mucker, have a few beers, get her on her own, whip out yer meat stick and impress her ! Word will get about and in no time the birds will be lining up for a go !! [/ QUOTE ]Mmmmm dont get me wrong ive very confident in the sex side of things or making love as i would prefer to call it but im just shy, if a like a lady i dont usually do or say owt... I need to get out more... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I think DubBeGoodToMe fancies ya Neo, she's just shy. [/ QUOTE ] Call her Sarah too, she loves that [/ QUOTE ]Yes i know she does... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malagus Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 i seriously hope riz isnt paying attention, otherwise we will be all goint to counclling to talk obout the day when riz posted an attachment with the line 'fancy a suck of the Riz kebab sophie???' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] i seriously hope riz isnt paying attention, otherwise we will be all goint to counclling to talk obout the day when riz posted an attachment with the line 'fancy a suck of the Riz kebab sophie???' [/ QUOTE ] I did no such things....... I would never say that about her... shes too sweet.... or any other lady for that matter... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danksy Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] danksy is right me ol' mucker, have a few beers, get her on her own, whip out yer meat stick and impress her ! Word will get about and in no time the birds will be lining up for a go !! [/ QUOTE ] I just blasted my keyboard with coffee I forgot how subtle you weren't Pete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Sometimes me ol' mucker, you just gotta do 'it' - it will either end up a slap in the chops or a helluva or night, just go for it................. if we always consider the negative outcome, then we will achieve our lowest expectation. Fill yer boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danksy Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] I need to get out more... Riz [/ QUOTE ] Or get IT out more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Cheers Nick Just trying the gee the fella up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Sometimes me ol' mucker, you just gotta do 'it' - it will either end up a slap in the chops or a helluva or night, just go for it................. if we always consider the negative outcome, then we will achieve our lowest expectation. Fill yer boots [/ QUOTE ]Wise words but i have a slight problem... i never get to the stage of dating it seems... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Riz me ol' mucker, by whipping out the keeeeeeeebab of joy sortof bypasses the dating stage, so you will always end up a winner - and imagine all those laydeeeeeeeeeeeeessss jiggy jiggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Riz me ol' mucker, by whipping out the keeeeeeeebab of joy sortof bypasses the dating stage, so you will always end up a winner - and imagine all those laydeeeeeeeeeeeeessss jiggy jiggy [/ QUOTE ]Ermmm Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danksy Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Right.. I can feel a TSN meet of Uber Joy coming up Lets get Riz a lady meet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Right.. I can feel a TSN meet of Uber Joy coming up Lets get Riz a lady meet [/ QUOTE ] Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malagus Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 rather than the 'lets get riz a quick shag' thread, could we have some 'lets give riz tips on how to start a deep and meaningful relationship'. i think this isn't really helping.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Don't forget poor Fjfr, afterall, he started the thread and needs help too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malagus Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 why dont everyone who wants advice on pulling put theri names in, and the rest can try to help. ill start.. any tips for pulling teenage girls?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danksy Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] rather than the 'lets get riz a quick shag' thread, could we have some 'lets give riz tips on how to start a deep and meaningful relationship'. i think this isn't really helping.... [/ QUOTE ] To be honest I don't think getting a deep and meaningful relationship advice will extend further than that already given in the early part of the thread. Sounds like Riz needs a confidence boost by chatting up a few ladies. I never mentioned anything about him getting a shag, but if he follows fatcats advice who knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danksy Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] why dont everyone who wants advice on pulling put theri names in, and the rest can try to help. ill start.. any tips for pulling teenage girls?? [/ QUOTE ] Classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilB Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Having a thick wallet to buy them things and a packet of three normally helps around Wolverhampton Maglus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danksy Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Actually who was it said they went out on the night when the A level results came out, with this in mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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