MOSE Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 he's pulled a çàäíÿÿ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Myabe he is all shagged out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saab Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 I heard he had a date with Mrs Palmer and her five daughters...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Riz!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOSE Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 You reckon he's had an offer he couldnt refuse and has gone off to Russia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenjaminTDI Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 [ QUOTE ] You reckon he's had an offer he couldnt refuse and has gone off to Russia? [/ QUOTE ] Nah...I reckon the scammers have kidnapped him already and put him into the trade! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saab Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] You reckon he's had an offer he couldnt refuse and has gone off to Russia? [/ QUOTE ] Nah...I reckon the scammers have kidnapped him already and put him into the trade! [/ QUOTE ] Poor Riz - chained up in a cellar dressed in a gimp suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LupoBabe Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 god anyone wld think u guys are chassin a bit of steak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malagus Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 the term is 'chasing' and its more like a delicate little veal chop. just like our meat, we like our women 'on the bone' too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 I`m still alive everybody... just chilling out for a wee while.... Got a few options at the moment.... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve2 Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 chantelle's available, (winner of i was not a celebrity but am now) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 [ QUOTE ] chantelle's available, (winner of i was not a celebrity but am now) [/ QUOTE ]Is she? Mmmm send her up to me then... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omi Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 [ QUOTE ] I`m still alive everybody... just chilling out for a wee while.... Got a few options at the moment.... Riz [/ QUOTE ] Yup... Men, women or animals. Tough call mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I`m still alive everybody... just chilling out for a wee while.... Got a few options at the moment.... Riz [/ QUOTE ] Yup... Men, women or animals. Tough call mate. [/ QUOTE ] Ok well im really kicking myself at the moment.... got chatting with a lady off a site and we are getting on really well, shes even said that im a gentleman and am nice etc.... She invited me up to leeds for a night out as she was out with friends and even said she`ll put me up for the night.... What does Mr Riz do???? fcuk all.... I realised about ermmm 4pm friday that I should have gone up to see her...... and even my cousin said he would have drove me there and back... She`s a really nice lady from what we have talked about so far.... I hope she`s online again soon and that she doesnt think im a numpty for not jumping at the chance to meet her.... Anyway shes at my No.1 on my list at the moment. No.2 this lady from rotherham, not seen her or anything and we just text now and again No.3 this laday from chesterfield with big boobies and a nipper.... she said she likes me and have spoken to her on the phone.. dont think I feel the same though.... No.4 the receptionist at work..... probably only for a but shes a tough cookie to crack... still working on her.... No.5 that lady with the bf... only worth No.6 ex from london, again only worth *update* Just started chatting with a lady from rotherham.... mmmm choices choices... Oh and NO MEN or ANIMALS! Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 FFS Riz. It's like waiting for Busses with you! No one, and now you have 6 on the go?! You'd better have a good excuse for lady number 1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 [ QUOTE ] FFS Riz. It's like waiting for Busses with you! No one, and now you have 6 on the go?! You'd better have a good excuse for lady number 1! [/ QUOTE ]Well ive sent her a offline PM explaining that I really wanted to meet her and I was abit shy thats all.... hope she doesnt think im a numpty and block me..... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted January 30, 2006 Report Share Posted January 30, 2006 The Receptionist! She's the only one that's real so far!!! It IS simple!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophiem Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 I'd forgoten just how hillarious this thread was. Riz, get your act together man! The lady offering to put you up for the night is obviously gagging for it, so I'd say start with her. If you can't be bothered with the drive maybe you should try the receptionist again, just make sure the stationary cupboard isn't stocked up. Don't bother with number 2,3 or 5 but if you don't have any joy with number 1 or 4 maybe you could risk trying the ex out for old times sake. Failing all of the above get yourself online and order yourself an inflatable friend or take a trip to Essex (although I've heard blow up betty is verbally more advanced and less plastic than most Essex girls)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopsta Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Bang bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophiem Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Bang bang [/ QUOTE ] Indeed, well, that's what we're all hoping anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Ello.... ermmm well the lady who I chat to I think has gone off me.... perhaps im too honest? And the receptionist is a sl@g. The last thing I need is another head confusing mentalist. Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saab Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 [ QUOTE ] take a trip to Essex (although I've heard blow up betty is verbally more advanced and less plastic than most Essex girls)... [/ QUOTE ] Oooooh - we love you too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterb Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 [ QUOTE ] .... perhaps im too honest? [/ QUOTE ] No, honesty is good - you can't have a meaingful, lasting relationship in which you can't relax and be yourself. Riz - as others have said, you're trying too hard. It will never work if you have to keep coming back here to discuss your next move! Certainly, letting the young lady know that you are taking advice on your relationship from a 'friend' is a no-no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 [ QUOTE ] And the receptionist is a slag [/ QUOTE ] Can anyone else see a plan here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopsta Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 bang bang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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