NeilB Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Wasnt it a certain member who does a lot of miles in a Green Audi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malagus Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Having a thick wallet to buy them things and a packet of three normally helps around Wolverhampton Maglus. [/ QUOTE ] ha. ive noticed. one girl looked at an advert in a paper for a chanel valentines bracelet, and said 'I would LOVE someone to buy me that for valentines!!' Why is it always the pretty ones who want to give you a walletectomy?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danksy Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Wasnt it a certain member who does a lot of miles in a Green Audi? [/ QUOTE ] I certainly wouldn't put it past him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Riz, me ol' mucker........ without getting too personnal, when was the last time you had a really good shag, y'know - one that made yer toes curl. My fear is, if you don't get one soon your gonna go blind If you want romance, then go to the lonely heart ad's in your local rag, better still - try that speed dating malarky. Either way, get that first shag of 2006 under your belt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilB Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Riz, me ol' mucker........ without getting too personnal, when was the last time you had a really good shag, y'know - one that made yer toes curl. [/ QUOTE ] Thanks Fatcat, I've just spat coffee all over my keyboard. R.E. Maglus, just be yourself around them. If you try too hard then they will think your desperate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malagus Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Riz, me ol' mucker........ without getting too personnal, when was the last time you had a really good shag, y'know - one that made yer toes curl. [/ QUOTE ] Thanks Fatcat, I've just spat coffee all over my keyboard. R.E. Maglus, just be yourself around them. If you try too hard then they will think your desperate. [/ QUOTE ] what if i am??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorburn Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] rather than the 'lets get riz a quick shag' thread, could we have some 'lets give riz tips on how to start a deep and meaningful relationship'. i think this isn't really helping.... [/ QUOTE ] And follow it up with an "Oh dear I appear to be growing a vagina" thread? Stop trying to sound sensitive ya twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Stop trying to sound sensitive ya twat [/ QUOTE ] Well said Riz aint replying, he must have gone blind Can someone put some links up for Riz to try out, something not too nasty, just some speed dating sites ? I will even buy him his first set of rubbers if it will help I've met the ol' mucker and he ain't that ugly - he should charm the laydessssssssss easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritey Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Anyone got him on msn, his name is worrying me now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danksy Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 hehehe funniest thread for ages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] hehehe funniest thread for ages [/ QUOTE ] Its nothing to do with having a shag.. i had one about ermm 2.5 months ago actually and it was good but i thought it was something more than just sex but obviously i was wrong... i just want something more solid.... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Anyone got him on msn, his name is worrying me now [/ QUOTE ]my msn is [email protected] Worry not.... Riz is Riz.... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] i just want something more solid.... [/ QUOTE ] Try some Viagra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] i just want something more solid.... [/ QUOTE ] Try some Viagra. [/ QUOTE ] Nooooo im very good in that department... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UBM Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] i just want something more solid.... [/ QUOTE ] Try some Viagra. [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mulkbear Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 I once took a viagra it got stuck in my throat, i had a stiff neck for days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 [ QUOTE ] I once took a viagra it got stuck in my throat, i had a stiff neck for days [/ QUOTE ]Would that be because you participated in oral activities? Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mulkbear Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Have you seen them new viagra eye drops they don't work but they make you look hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenjaminTDI Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 I think all of you will be interested in this, especially Riz and the thread starter: http://www.laddertheory.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Riz, get yer arse in here, there is something you might find interesting. Good find, lets hope it's sorts him out ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Riz, get yer arse in here, there is something you might find interesting. Good find, lets hope it's sorts him out ! [/ QUOTE ]Mmm Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s4_sat Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Just read this after ages and pi$$ed myself laughing! everyone in the office is just staring at me now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntW Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 well according to this (the last line) you need to don your chefs hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Im not feeling well, anybody know of any nice nurses? Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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