Chav Posted November 26, 2006 Report Share Posted November 26, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Hi Chav, how you doing today. [/ QUOTE ] Fine thanks. Fancy a shag after work tonight, you smooth bastard, you.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted November 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Riz. Don't do it. Not at work. [/ QUOTE ]Mmmmmm naaa she doesnt work my department.... mmmmm I will let u all know tomorrow... Basically she knows of me and has asked about my from another lady who knows me pretty well..... problem is she hasnt met me yet. We have emailed each other now and again and there has been some cheeky remarks/comments back and forth Will find out tomorrow if she blows me off! Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lottiefox Posted November 26, 2006 Report Share Posted November 26, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Will find out tomorrow if she blows me off! Riz [/ QUOTE ] feck me Riz that will be fast work!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted November 26, 2006 Report Share Posted November 26, 2006 Talk about living live in the faste laine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted November 26, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Will find out tomorrow if she blows me off! Riz [/ QUOTE ] feck me Riz that will be fast work!! [/ QUOTE ]Nooooo I meant.. oh bugger... that sounded wrong I meant that she will fob me off.... i.e. says no that im pig ugly and not good enough for her... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lottiefox Posted November 26, 2006 Report Share Posted November 26, 2006 Riz - let me give you a woman's view........ Just go and chat with this person at work as if she was completely one other person in the workplace. Don't charge ahead in your own mind to asking her out, going on a date and anything else. It seems to me that sometimes you spot a woman you like and you've virtually booked the wedding and had your first kids!! Don't imagine in your own head that you aren't anything special or else she will think that, as will everyone else. You have as much to offer her or anyone else as the rest of the world, you just have no idea if she is anything more than a work colleague. And you won't know that for ages!! Chat with her, be casual as Mollox suggests, ask her over the kettle what her weekend was like and LISTEN to her replies!! Ask her about things on the telly, films in the cinema, anything to strike up some conversation. There is no poing trying anything else until you know if you can even talk to each other - where would it go otherwise? The worse thing you can do is to build this up to a big thing - in your mind or in action - just go with the flow and see if you and she can be friends to start with. From friendship grows many other things sometimes.....or if it doesn't, friends are just great to have in the world. Bon chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritey Posted November 26, 2006 Report Share Posted November 26, 2006 Talk about Minis all girls think they are cute, if not dangerous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted November 26, 2006 Report Share Posted November 26, 2006 [ QUOTE ] be casual as Mollox suggests, bend her over the kettle [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted November 26, 2006 Report Share Posted November 26, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Hi Chav, how you doing today. [/ QUOTE ] Fine thanks. Fancy a shag after work tonight, you smooth bastard, you.? [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lottiefox Posted November 26, 2006 Report Share Posted November 26, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] be casual as Mollox suggests, bend her over the kettle [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulboy Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 Send her a picture of your knob by email. Women love that sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHA Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Hi Chav, how you doing today. [/ QUOTE ] Fine thanks. Fancy a shag after work tonight, you smooth bastard, you.? [/ QUOTE ] Its worked for me in the past Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Riz - let me give you a woman's view........ Just go and chat with this person at work as if she was completely one other person in the workplace. Don't charge ahead in your own mind to asking her out, going on a date and anything else. It seems to me that sometimes you spot a woman you like and you've virtually booked the wedding and had your first kids!! [/ QUOTE ] Are you suggesting that Riz's patented chat up line of Hi, I'm riz. Will you marry me? is in fact not the way forward there..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 I thought we had already worked on Riz'z chat up line in the past Anyway Riz, go for broke/bust - after all, we are not talking marriage here are we........... On a more personal level me ol' mucker, are you a virgin... just might have a bearing on why you lack confidence with the girls. Good luck and remember the Johnnies Women like men who care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danksy Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 Classic post by Pete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brabus Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 Any news Riz?? Did you pop the cherry yet...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Well Riz...... soon be Christmas mate, don't want to go buying pressies if you have no chance of getting on the nest. Do you have an piccies yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danksy Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 He's probably still clearing up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted November 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Jeeeze.... no im not still a virgin and im quite good in that department, one thing I do have great confidence in. Anyways... she wasnt in so I didnt get to meet her... I am now mostly out of the office until the xmas party..... I dont want to email her or try and chat to her on the phone, she works in a call centre with alot of other people about, If I rang her the conversation would probably be rushed as customers would be waiting on the phone etc.... Im still abit nervous about meeting her.... (shy) So your all right in saying I must meet her in person and just have a general convo.... problem now is that I dont know how to do this, me being out of the office and her being in the job role that she is.... so it looks like its down to the xmas party...... Riz p.s. on a side note, I got the promotion at work which will mean I will migrate from being on the road alot to moving into my office.... no more staying away... woooohooooo this will obviously help me build a local social life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m4ttm4son Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Christmas party - Get in! Blame it on the alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabGirl Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 [ QUOTE ] So your all right in saying I must meet her in person and just have a general convo.... problem now is that I dont know how to do this... [/ QUOTE ] Just find a way of bumping in to her and say... "Hi, I'm Riz, you look nice today..." Or something similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted November 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] So your all right in saying I must meet her in person and just have a general convo.... problem now is that I dont know how to do this... [/ QUOTE ] Just find a way of bumping in to her and say... "Hi, I'm Riz, you look nice today..." Or something similar. [/ QUOTE ]But I cant just bump into her.... thats the problem... if im not in the office... just wont happen, she has lunch in the cantine which was probably my best bet... mmmmmm the xmas party is on the 13th...... What shall I wear mmmmmmm. Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabGirl Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 But if she's the one then surely you can wait a few weeks. Swing by her desk or the canteen whenever you can and say Hi! ...and take it from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOSE Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Jeeezzzz, I've missed this thread as well, just caught the tail end of it. Riz, wear what the feck ya like for GOD SAKE!!! And get ya face into as much as possible, male or female, but please this thread just END??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted November 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Jeeezzzz, I've missed this thread as well, just caught the tail end of it. Riz, wear what the feck ya like for GOD SAKE!!! And get ya face into as much as possible, male or female, but please this thread just END??? [/ QUOTE ]Nope this thread will go on and on.... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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