S3Bangs Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 My Mrs told me last night that made me chuckle Yes you may have heard them before but I hadn't What do you call a man with ham on his head standing between two houses? Mohammed Ali. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea... Made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Al Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 [ QUOTE ] What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea... [/ QUOTE ] What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea...... What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no sexual organs? Still no f*cking idea......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mort Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 what do you call a man with a plank of wood on his head Edward (Ed-wood geddit?) what do you call a man with 2 planks of wood on his head Edward Wood .... (stick with it) what do you call a man with 3 planks of wood on his head. Edward Woodward (the well known actor) what do you call a man with 4 planks of wood on his head I don't know but Edward Woodward would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadstoys Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 What do you call a man floating in the sea ? Bob. What do you call a man with a number plate on his head ? Reg. What do you call a man with cow sh*t on his head ? Pat. etc etc.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy2shots Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 What do you call a man with a car on his head. Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allen Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 What do you call a man with a seagull on his head. Cliff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chasdrury Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 What do you call a man with a rabbit up his arse? Warren Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chasdrury Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agazzard Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 [ QUOTE ] What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug [/ QUOTE ] What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 What do you call a Pakistani lesbian? Minjita. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_B Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 What do you call a fly without wings or legs? A skid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S3Bangs Posted March 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 This is just getting silly... What do you call a woman with 2 beers on her head Beatrix What do you call a woman with 2 beers on her head playing pool Beatrix Potter What do you call a man with a 2 inch willy Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotty Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 [ QUOTE ] What do you call a man with a 2 inch willy Justin [/ QUOTE ] What do you call a man with a half inch willy?.... Tintin ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_B Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 What do you call a man with a nine inch willy? Chris_B! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopsta Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 Now that is a funny one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 [ QUOTE ] What do you call a man sucking on a willy? Chris_B! [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundwave Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 What do you call a man in a pile of leaves? Russell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_B Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] What do you call a man kicking Dave in the willy? Chris_B! [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 Have I told you my deja vu joke yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S3Bangs Posted March 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 Go on then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teacake Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 [ QUOTE ] Have I told you my deja vu joke yet? [/ QUOTE ] I think I've heard it before, but I'm not quite sure where. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 I went on a one night stand that went really badly. We've been married six years now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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