Tipex Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 I guess it helps that I'm one of the few who secretly quite likes the look of the Evoque! It had wide arches, a bit like an 80's rally car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 I've heard it all now - Posh Spice will be reeling at the thought of it, her ultimate car design bastardised !!! Did I ever tell the tale of her being stuck in RR Autobiography at Stansted? Cue panic stations and a very embarrassed look towards me hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Saw something truly hideous on the way into work today - a Porsche Cayenne with a bodykit and badging from XCLUSIVE on the back of it, cheap and nasty didn't quite cut it. To be honest, £4k for the whole kit including bumpers, skirts, arches, wings, bonnet and spoiler doesn't bode well.... lol! http://xclusivecustomz.com/product/porsche-cayenne-xclusive-wide-body-kit/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Baz, that link needs a NSF anyone's eyes warning on it!! Yak!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Some superb advertising copy on that website: Our Xclusive Wide Arch for the Porsche Cayenne has no equal. Very true, I don't think I've ever seen anything quite so awful. Its aggressive lines turn inquisitive heads wherever it goes. And a fair few stomachs too, I dare say* With this kit fitted, regular journeys become a thing of the past. Mainly because you'll be too embarrassed to be seen in it *credits for that one to Blackadder the Third 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Baz, you need banning for posting that feckin link 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 I really scared myself with that link - its so bad, I would worry about bits falling off it whilst driving. Mixed in between worrying that people would crash into me whilst vomiting and driving... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Ruddy hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pincher Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 nowhere near as bad as the one owned by the local Sheik hotelier though, he has his name where it would say Range Rover, and lots of tacky gold all over it. Gulzar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Ha ha, stupid hotelier. I saved the cost and also kept my car original by simply changing my name to Mr Landrover Discovery! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Gulzar? Yup, he of much tacky car ruining and Pistonheads. Think it says 'GULZAR EDITION' across the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Saw something truly hideous on the way into work today - a Porsche Cayenne with a bodykit and badging from XCLUSIVE on the back of it, cheap and nasty didn't quite cut it. To be honest, £4k for the whole kit including bumpers, skirts, arches, wings, bonnet and spoiler doesn't bode well.... lol! http://xclusivecustomz.com/product/porsche-cayenne-xclusive-wide-body-kit/ My god! Looks like something from Thunderbirds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Is £3,995 what the Cayenne is worth after modification? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calm Chris Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 How to make a car look shite http://moejackson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/katie-price-pink-range-rover-for-sale-2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M8CKN Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Katie Prices monstrosity I believe, with her modest private plate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Tamara Ecclestone has her name splashed across the front of her Range... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Yes, but would it be worth splashing all over her on the front of her Range Rover..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 You're not gonna be the first. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 I'd splash on Tamara's Beetle Bonnet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M8CKN Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Just followed a white RR on the M62 with the numberplate D1CKY and ONE DEGREE across the boot in place of the usual RR wording?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Maybe he runs an erectile dysfunction clinic. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 There's a custom Range Rover Sport that often parks near the Waitrose where I get my lunch. I'm not sure which firm customised it, I'm usually too busy laughing at its ridiculousness to remember the badge that is stuck on the front. It was there again today - it's a "REVERE" edition in bright red with black trimmings. Never has a branding been less appropriate. Couldn't get a clear shot of it today but will keep trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Why?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian_C Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Saw something truly hideous on the way into work today - a Porsche Cayenne with a bodykit and badging from XCLUSIVE on the back of it, cheap and nasty didn't quite cut it. To be honest, £4k for the whole kit including bumpers, skirts, arches, wings, bonnet and spoiler doesn't bode well.... lol! http://xclusivecustomz.com/product/porsche-cayenne-xclusive-wide-body-kit/ Whats with the odd spaced plates I wonder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Why?? That's Bournemouth for ya.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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